Flashers

by Alvo Torelli

Silly poems about flashing little girls. Newer poems appear at the top.

9.

Why do I have this terrible need

To find schoolgirls in skirts made of tweed?

I get pig-stinking drunk

And then flash them my junk.

They scream "help!" as I shoot out my seed.

8.

When I opened my coat to the troupe

Of young Brownies arranged in a group,

There were giggles and screams,

Several fainted, it seems,

As my prick sprayed them all with hot goop!

7.

When I flashed at the little girl's nurse

She screamed out and ran off with her purse.

'Twas the chance that I sought,

I scooped up the wee tot

And took off then to do things perverse.

6.

When I jumped from the alley she yowled.

When she saw my erection she howled.

Then the sweet preteen lass

Fell down hard on her ass.

With my hot cum her face was befouled!

5.

I threw open my long overcoat

And revealed my stiff unit of note

But the child just guffawed

She was quite under-awed

"It's so tiny!" she laughed with a gloat.

4. (Variation on 3)

I met a young lass in the park

dropped my pants then and showed her my bark.

"Oh my god!" said the lass

then passed out on her ass,

whence my bark got to bite in her dark!

3.

I met a young lass in the park.

Dropped my pants then and showed her my bark.

"Oh my god!" and she pointed

"It's multiply jointed!

And clearly your bark has no spark."

2. (Variation on 1)

I was flashing outside of the pool

Where the fifth graders go after school

But I only got snickers

When dropping my knickers

‘Cause I don’t have a very long tool.

1.

I was flashing outside of the pool

Where the fifth graders go after school

And when one of them fainted

Soon her cunt was acquainted

With the taste of my long hard thick tool

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