The Cherish Bitchhound by Will Thrasher SpathiPrime@yahoo.com
In a small clearing just outside the peaceful community of Cherish, a
feminine figure dressed in pink stepped forward on unsteady feet. The leggy
blonde had been running for a good long while now and desperately needed to
stop and catcher her breath. Her mouth, shaped into a perpetual glistening O,
puckered slightly as her lungs strained to breath
deeply under the weight of her immense breasts. Nestled between her cleavage was a locket inscribed with the name Candy.
As Candy’s doll-like eyes adjusted to the dim moon light, she saw that
the land began to slope upward. She cursed Daddums, no, his name was Richard.
She cursed Richard for dressing her up in cotton candy pink six inch heals. A dainty padlock dangled on each of her ankles
preventing their removal. The ungainly shoes forced her to run at an awkward
shuffling gate, and with the added weight of her breasts she knew she would
have neither the balance or the strength to make it up
the incline ahead of her. It had all seemed so simple to her. She could escape
Richard if she could just get to the next town over. She just had to make it
through the woods. The Scary Woods. Candy shivered
slightly and began to idly suck her left index finger. Daddums had warned her
about the Scary Woods. Candy ran her red and white striped nails through her
ivory blonde hair. “What did he do to my mind,” she began to sob. And then she
heard them.
Candy held her breath for a moment, her eyes darting from left to right.
The blonde’s heart began to race. She had to think of something. She new she
had been a smart woman. A Pee-Aach-Dee Daddums had said. Candy knew she should
have been clever enough to escape. Then the childish traits that had been
engineered into her mind took over, and with a little girl’s scream Candy broke
into an awkward run toward the incline. She lost her balance and fell,
continuing on her hands and knees, mud and grass staining her pretty dress. All
the while she could hear them drawing closer. She could hear the horrid baying
of the bitch hounds.
Despite our best efforts, every so often one of our more foolish female
citizens attempts to flee the little community of
The creation of a bitchhound is a relatively simple and cost effective
process, favoring selective surgery and training as an alternative to full
female modification. The typical bitch starts her life as a healthy, physically
fit and athletically inclined young woman. Track, swimming and cross county
skiing are the preferred areas of interest we look for in a potential candidate
for transformation. Once such a specimen has been acquired she is immediately
taken to Cherish Biomedical for the first stage of her transformation.
The process of transformation begins with a selective lobotomy. The
procedure, which targets the speech and abstract thought centers of the brain,
can be accomplished in any number of ways (see Options & Extras) depending
on the tastes of the overseeing security director. The procedure leaves the
bitch with greatly reduced intelligence and reasoning skills, as well as an
inability to communicate verbally except in the form of simple moans, growls
and with proper training, barking. With the initial lobotomy complete the bitch
is taken to Cherished Bitch Kennels to be groomed and trained.
A bitch’s first trip to the kennels is a busy and often traumatic one. The
shock of the overwhelming experience makes the bitch more pliant and encourages
her to adjust to her new role as quickly as possible. Once the bitch has
awakened from her surgery she is immediately stripped of her pink hospital gown
and collared by the attending kennel masters. The bitch’s wrists and ankles are
then shackled with specially designed linked manacles that prevent her from
standing up and force her to walk on all fours, something that she will later
be trained to do without the aide of chains or movement impairing surgery. The
kennel masters then lead the new bitch to the grooming station. The grooming
process is simple and straight forward. The bitch is bathed in a large metal
washtub in either warm or cold water depending on how cooperative she has been
up to this point. After being dried, the bitch is lead shivering across the
tiled kennel floor to the grooming table. An electric razor is used to remove
all of the bitch’s hair (see Options & Extras). Now properly shaved the
bitch is taken to the Dog Pound (not to be confused with The Cherish Pound for
Stray Bimbos).
A bitch’s first night in the pound is typically a sleepless one. The kennel
master walks the bitch between several rows of cages, each cage containing a
fully trained bitchhounds. The new bitch is quickly overwhelmed by the strange
smells of the pound, and will often try to flee when the other bitches start to
bark and howl in the presence of the new dog. Once on the far end of the pound,
the kennel master will fasten the bitch’s leash to an eye hook place in the
wall. A small bowl of hearty mean will be placed before her. It is interesting
to note that most new bitches will not eat the offered food even when still
weak for surgery. With time the bitch will come to trust the kennel master and
take whatever is offered.
With the new bitch now secure, the kennel master leaves her for the night.
As the lights within the pound start to dim, the exhausted bitch will typically
drift into a shallow sleep. This will not last long. Precisely ten minutes
after the kennel master locks the door to the pound, the doors on all the
trained bitchhound’s cages will open. The occupants of the cages will crawl
forward on all fours and proceed to “greet” their new sister. This typically
involves a good dear of growling, nipping and prodding. The new bitch’s meat
will typically be stolen by the alpha bitch, and a pecking order within the
kennel will be established. On the following day the new bitch will be assigned
her own cage and training can begin.
Bitchhound training can take anywhere from one and a half to three months
depending on the subject. It is time well spent no matter how long it takes.
Particularly willful and hard to train women have been known to make the most
dedicated and savage bitchhounds. A bitchhound is trained like any other dog.
Through the use of swift authoritative commands, physical discipline and the
occasional treat or reward, the bitch will quickly be molded into the creature
she is meant to be. Skills mastered at this stage include: walking in all
fours, tracking, pointing, fetch, seek, run (two legged and four legged
versions), speak, beg, present etc. When the bitch’s training is completed her
restraining shackles are removed and she is presented with her permanent collar
and tags. This is one of the proudest days in a bitch’s life.
It is at this point that the bitch’s second and final surgical treatment
begins. The first task is to expand the internal area of the bitch’s nasal
cavity through the removal of excess cartilage and bone. Cherish’s expert
cranial facial reconstruction specialists then perform a series of bone and
tissue grafts to more than double the internal surface area of the nasal
cavity. Enzymes are then injected into the walls of the nasal cavity to
encourage the growth of new olfactory receptors. While the bitch is still under
the effects of anesthesia she has her teeth filed, sharpened and smoothed in
such a way that they resemble those of a canine. The subject is not armed with
a superhuman sense of smell and a set of working fangs. Only one things remains before she can become a true bitchhound.
The bitch is given time to recover and then returns to the kennel for
further training. After another month the time comes for the bitch’s final
test. She must find and recapture a stray bimbo. At times like this an
incomplete bimbo is often permitted to escape from one of Cherish’s many
processing facilities, although it is not unheard of for a socially responsible
man to donate a bimbo for the purpose of testing new bitchhounds. Neighborhood
men will often gather together around the bimbo’s owner and place bets on just
how long it will take for the bitchhound to apprehend the little ninny.
Regardless, a bimbo shall be made to go rogue and is given a one hour head start.
After that, the new bitch it given a pear of the bimbos panties to sniff. Once
the bitch has the scent she is released and given the command for a two legged
run. The attendant kennel master and head of security will follow leisurely
behind, guided by the sound of the bitch’s constant barking.
If all has gone well the kennel master will soon find the rogue bimbo
immobilized and terrified, but no worse for the wear. When a bitch finds her
quarry she is trained to incapacitate it by non-lethal means. This usually
entails pouncing on the bimbo and wrestling her to the ground. If the bimbo
proves to be particularly whiley the bitchhound will resort to biting in order
to ensure compliance. It is important to note that although the bitch’s teeth
have all been modified into canines, they have been carefully blunted to ensure
that no matter how rough the bitch plays she will never brake
the skin of the bimbo she is apprehending. The safety of people’s property is
our chief concern at Cherished Possessions Home Security.
Tired from he chase and covered with mud, the bitch
will be put back on a leash and lead back to the kennels, a pear of bimbo
panties gripped firmly in her jaws. It has become a tradition that the bitch be
allowed to keep the panties of the first bimbo she apprehends as a trophy and
chew toy. The subject and now what it is meant to be, a bitchhound.
All bitchhounds are fed primarily on a diet high in protean, carbohydrates
and fiber. This diet, combined, with two exercise and training periods per day,
keep all bitchhounds trim, muscular and in perfect shape to discharge their
duties. Bitchhounds are also kept properly groomed and are bathed at least once
a week.
Training Collar: It is sometimes necessary to fit a new bitch with an
electrified training collar. The device is simple enough and can be designed to
administer an educational electric shock when a bitch stands on two legs, barks
excessively, crosses into an off limits area or at the push of a button should
the kennel master wish it so.
Lobotomy (surgical): Bitch lobotomization through surgery is highly
effective and permanent. However, it is not cheap due to the precise nature of
the surgery required to sever the subject neural pathways in the speech and
abstract thinking areas of the brain. There is also a slight risk of infection,
and a few of Cherish’s doctors have been know to go a little overboard in their
zealous quest to ensure that the job is done well and the woman’s IQ is sufficiently
reduced.
Lobotomization (chemical): Chemical lobotomization is cheap and almost 97%
effective. The chemicals used block neurotransmitters and effectively “starve”
the parts of the subjects brain which are to be
neutralized. The only downside to this procedure is that it can reverse itself,
causing the bitch to remember her past and regain her lost intelligence and
speech. As such, it is highly recommended that kennel masters who choose this
option ensure that the bitch is given boosters of the chemical lobotomizers as
part of her annual veterinary visits.
Standard Hair Option: The standard bitchhound has closely cropped, buzzed
hair often shaved down to the scalp while her pubic hair is cut short and
trimmed into an aggressive V.
Bald Bitch Hair Option: For the sake of grooming convenience, many kennel
masters prefer to have their bitches hairless from head to toe. A simple
procedure involving depilatory chemicals quickly renders the bitch hairless and
prevents the hair from growing back.
Wild Bitch Hair Option: For the kennel master who desires both an
intimidating feral appearance and low maintenance grooming, their
is the Wild Bitch option. The bitch’s hair is allowed to grow wild both
atop her head and between her legs. The appearance is quite savage and some
bimbos have been known to faint at the sight of a “wild bitch” coming up from
behind. To prevent the bitchhound from becoming tangled up in underbrush and
tree branches it is recommended that her wild hair be kept at an average length
of 9 inches.
Blind Bitch: Quite simply, the bitch’s eyes are removed, forcing her to
refine her other senses. The bitch will quickly develop a senses smell and
hearing that are truly unbelievable, allowing her to track bimbos even more
efficiently. It is highly recommended that this option be used early in the
bitch’s training for best results. Adding a blind bitch to a pack of
bitchhounds can increase their hunting efficiency tenfold. We recommend that
the blind bitch be fitted with a faux blind fold, as the sight of an eyeless
bitch often brings undue distress to the pack.
Paws: While thumbs are useful in the apprehension of rogue bimbos, they are
not necessary. With a simple surgical procedure they can be removed, leaving
the bitch with attractive four fingered forepaws.
Guardian Bitchhound: This bitch variant is popular with many well to do
citizens of Cherish. Rather than being trained to hunt stray bimbos, this model
has been trained to protect both an individuals person
and his property. You’ll have no unwanted guests or criminals breaking into
your house with one of these obedient and savage beauties patrolling your yard.
This option comes complete with a one day instructional seminar of the proper
feeding and caring of your bitchhound as well as lessons on proper commands and
disciplinary measures.
Sheep Bitchhound: For the man with too many bimbos than he can keep and eye
on. This version of the bitchhound possesses sharp herding instincts and will
work night and day keeping your bimbos from running off every time they see
something shiny. A word of warning, they have been known to drag other
neighborhood bimbos into their heard.
Every so often a bitchhound becomes too old, worn out, injured or otherwise unfit
to continue her duties. But this does not mean the end of her usefulness. We
are now proud to offer a special adoption service for those bitch lovers who
would hate to see such beautiful creatures put to sleep. Decommissioned bitches
can easily be modified into Sheep Bitchhounds or Guardian Bitchhounds. An
adopted bitch can also be given an additional lobotomy to remove their savage
instincts and render them a calm and obedient pet. Cherish’s blind community
has also found great joy in adopting specially trained seeing
eye bitchhounds. As you can see, a bitchhound’s life does not have to
end when the chase does.
So there you have it. You’ve seen the bitchhound from birth to retirement.
You’ve seen their effectiveness and know their capabilities. The Cherish
Bitchhound: A Cherish Man’s Best Friend.