By Alex Streuth
Author's Note: This story is
written from accounts provided to me by Cuddles' owner (and from his
nephew, who was eager to talk about his
relationship with Cuddles) which I have adapted for dramatic purpose.
Cuddles is not the girl's real name, but it is the name her owner
uses for--he says she had a real cuddly cunt when he first took her in
but not much to speak of in the brain department.
Furthermore, the sequence of their introduction [where he
roughs her up and knocks her head around] is a romanticization of the
way she actually became 'cuddly' [which was through extensive drug
abuse on her part.] Lastly, the two met (he assures me) in a
fully non illegal way and that their current relationship
(which is along the lines of what you see here) is totally consensual
and is a natural expression of their love (her means of expression
being limited by her cuddlyness.) For the purposes of further
protecting the innocent the names of the men in this story have been
changed or omitted.